{"type":"standard","title":"Kenneth J. Gonzales","displaytitle":"Kenneth J. Gonzales","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6390273","titles":{"canonical":"Kenneth_J._Gonzales","normalized":"Kenneth J. Gonzales","display":"Kenneth J. Gonzales"},"pageid":37647474,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Kenneth_Gonzales_US_Attorney_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":134,"height":171},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Kenneth_Gonzales_US_Attorney_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":134,"height":171},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287785860","tid":"a5ad1137-2433-11f0-8422-b698f6a260ad","timestamp":"2025-04-28T13:21:09Z","description":"American judge (born 1964)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_J._Gonzales","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_J._Gonzales?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_J._Gonzales?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kenneth_J._Gonzales"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_J._Gonzales","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kenneth_J._Gonzales","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_J._Gonzales?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kenneth_J._Gonzales"}},"extract":"Kenneth John Gonzales is an American attorney who serves as the chief United States district judge of the United States District Court for the District of New Mexico and is a former United States attorney from the same district.","extract_html":"
Kenneth John Gonzales is an American attorney who serves as the chief United States district judge of the United States District Court for the District of New Mexico and is a former United States attorney from the same district.
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Matthias Geréb was the ban of Croatia from 1483 to 1489. He was the son of John Geréb de Vingárt, who was a vice-voivode of Transylvania, and Zsófia Szilágyi from the House of Szilágyi.
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