{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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