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{"type":"standard","title":"Portage Township, Wood County, Ohio","displaytitle":"Portage Township, Wood County, Ohio","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7231463","titles":{"canonical":"Portage_Township,_Wood_County,_Ohio","normalized":"Portage Township, Wood County, Ohio","display":"Portage Township, Wood County, Ohio"},"pageid":5963792,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Wood_County_Home_and_Infirmary.jpg/330px-Wood_County_Home_and_Infirmary.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Wood_County_Home_and_Infirmary.jpg","width":2816,"height":1584},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1175419551","tid":"5f816a41-534c-11ee-8705-26fc058428d3","timestamp":"2023-09-14T22:16:38Z","description":"Township in Ohio, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.29888889,"lon":-83.60638889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portage_Township%2C_Wood_County%2C_Ohio","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portage_Township%2C_Wood_County%2C_Ohio?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portage_Township%2C_Wood_County%2C_Ohio?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Portage_Township%2C_Wood_County%2C_Ohio"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portage_Township%2C_Wood_County%2C_Ohio","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Portage_Township%2C_Wood_County%2C_Ohio","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portage_Township%2C_Wood_County%2C_Ohio?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Portage_Township%2C_Wood_County%2C_Ohio"}},"extract":"Portage Township is one of the nineteen townships of Wood County, Ohio, United States. The 2020 census found 1,558 people in the township.","extract_html":"
Portage Township is one of the nineteen townships of Wood County, Ohio, United States. The 2020 census found 1,558 people in the township.
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