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{"type":"standard","title":"Cinchona","displaytitle":"Cinchona","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q160090","titles":{"canonical":"Cinchona","normalized":"Cinchona","display":"Cinchona"},"pageid":99803,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Cinchona.pubescens01.jpg/330px-Cinchona.pubescens01.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Cinchona.pubescens01.jpg","width":600,"height":450},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289496130","tid":"6de26dbb-2c70-11f0-85bb-70f2f74f7f91","timestamp":"2025-05-09T00:56:24Z","description":"Genus of plants, source of quinine","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinchona","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinchona?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinchona?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cinchona"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinchona","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cinchona","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinchona?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cinchona"}},"extract":"Cinchona is a genus of flowering plants in the family Rubiaceae containing at least 23 species of trees and shrubs. All are native to the tropical Andean forests of western South America. A few species are reportedly naturalized in Central America, Jamaica, French Polynesia, Sulawesi, Saint Helena in the South Atlantic, and São Tomé and Príncipe off the coast of tropical Africa, and others have been cultivated in India and Java, where they have formed hybrids.","extract_html":"
Cinchona is a genus of flowering plants in the family Rubiaceae containing at least 23 species of trees and shrubs. All are native to the tropical Andean forests of western South America. A few species are reportedly naturalized in Central America, Jamaica, French Polynesia, Sulawesi, Saint Helena in the South Atlantic, and São Tomé and Príncipe off the coast of tropical Africa, and others have been cultivated in India and Java, where they have formed hybrids.
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